YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSSSS!!! (Part 3) (This is Ridiculous)

                So the other day I happened to be in the walk in refrigerator looking for the Caesar dressing that I made the previous day when guess who walks in balling their eyes out. If you guessed Student F, you’re right. “Chef is being so mean to me today.” exclaimed student F. It took a lot to hold back saying “Well that’s probably because he’s tired of how stupid you are and he can’t stand talking to you for one more second!” but alas, I held my tongue.

                Later on I was haulin’ ass in the kitchen trying to cook this and mix that while prepping ingredients for the next day and cleaning up all at the same time, the usual kitchen work, when out of the corner of my eye, I see student F just standing there by the wall clutching her hand. At the time I was so busy I really didn’t think anything of it. So I’m flying around and come back over to my station about five minutes later and student F is still standing there.

“What are you doin?” –Me

 I walk over.

“I cut myself but I don’t know how bad because if I look I’ll cry.” – Student F

“Did you tell Chef or the TA?” – Me

“No.” – Student F

So, me making an attempt at caring, I go let Chef know.

“What the hell…. What did you do?” – Chef

After that I just walked away. I couldn’t bare it anymore. Chef needs to help that poor excuse for a student at every turn. Practically does their job for them.  Chef definitely has more patients with Student F than I do. Although Student asks soooooo many questions Chef has now limited my classmate to two questions a day. BEAUUUUUUTIFUL.

“Chef I have a question.” – Student F

“Whaaaaaattttt.” - Chef in a whiney what the hell do you want now voice.

“I was wondering if blah blah blah blah blah ……..(question after question after question after question barrage) ” – Student F

“Ya know what, shut up,  just shut up for five seconds. JESUS. From now on you have two questions a day ok? Make them count.” –Chef

Oooohhhh I was happy.

“Why do I only get two questions chef?” – Student F

“Because you’re getting on my nerves, and now you only have one question for the day.” – Chef

                                                                                                          TO BE CONTINUED……