In the St. Andrews Restaurant the first row of tables is numbered 11-15, the second row is 21-25, and this pattern continues so on and so forth. Now the trick here is to catch someone whilst they are in a hurry. Student F was standing there looking lost as usual when another student came up to them, handed them a pitcher of water and said in a rushed voice "Take this to table 19. They've been waiting on water for a while." Student F replies " Ya, no prob." then walks across the dining room and stands there looking blankly and frantically for table 19. SURPRISE there is no table 19. Oh we all snickered and turned back to do our work. Student F goes to the professor and says "Uuuuummm.... wheres table 19?" The professor looks and says "There is no table 19, what are you talking about?" then shakes his head and walks away.
The next day during service, someone in the class goes up to Student F and says "Take this bread to table 19 and tell them their meal will be out shortly." Student F takes the bread, goes out in to the dining room and looks around with an extraordinarily confused look, goes to get the professor, and they repeat the conversation that took place the day before. We all laugh and think this is to good to be true.
The next day, the professor goes up to Student F and says "Table 19 has been sat, here are there menus, can you go take their orders?" Student F takes the menus ready to do our teacher proud, goes out once again into the dining room and just looks around for table 19. after a couple minutes of just standing there, Student F goes over to the professor and asks "Where is the table again? I forget." The professor just shakes his head and walks away chuckling. Now were rolling over laughing uncontrollably at the fact that after this happening the past two days, you would think that Student F would have finally caught on. NOPE.
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